Share these Jokes for making your day wonderful

Once a scientific just got married just to understand what is marriage!
Now he is not getting understand - what is science!

Wife: Please share those 3 magical word..
Husband: I Love you?
Wife: No
Husband: I Like You
Wife: No
Husband: I Miss You
Wife: No
Husband: It my mistake!
Wife: So nice of you :)

One man keeps on eating in marriage:
The other man asks: Til when you continue eating?
Man: I am also wondering but in invitation, it was written: Dinner 7 to 11 pm!

Boy to girl: Ashamed, you are a girl and drink alcohol?
Girl: So what do you expect? Should I change my gender for this?

In past years, people who leave and sacrifice their everything known as priest.
But now they are know as 'Online'



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