What if you sleep into something more comfortable? Emhh... Like a coma!

You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

Ever you hear that?
That.. that sound of no-one caring!

You seem like a black hole of need.

Don't take me as totally useless - use me for that practice!

90% of majority people live and learn, but 10% like you.. just live!

Does this mean our plans for tonight are off or your girlfriend is joining in?

A good male doesn't just happen. He has to be created by us women.

Are you hot but uncomfortable yet?

A man can sleep around no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she's a tramp.

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

That's the nature of research-you don't know what in hell you're doing.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.


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