World is endless so chances of laughter and fun too. Here we present again very short and quick jokes for your laughter needs. It gonna make you and your friend circle crazy with uncontrollable smiles.. Here You Go:---> Very Important, crispy, funny but useful general knowledge General: In 26 letters of alphabets, W is the most dangerous and full of tension letter... How? See: What, where, who, whom, why, Work, Wine, Whisky,..... Not enough.... Women... Want to hear more... Wife.... And in today's life biggest hacker is..... Whatsapp.... 2 guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says. A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say
We can not leave our readers without laughing so here we bring jokes in a form of funny replies when somebody tries to give you lecturer but please dont't forget to say "Just Joking". Your sense of humor make anyone's laugh so these quips do. Enjoy, laugh, share and comment you crazy people to make other trolling with LOL.. 1.) Money is not Everything.. There is also Amex, visa and master cards.. 2.) One should Love animals They are too tasty.... 3.) Save water... Instead drink on the Rocks... 4.) Fruit, Salad and green vegetables are healthy.. Leave them for the sick.. 5.) Books are Holy.. Don't touch them.. 6.) Don't shout in office.. It disturbs those who are sleeping... 7.) Love thy neighbors.. But don't get caught 8.) Hard work never killed anyone.. But why take Chances..? 9) Why do something today when... it can be done tomorrow by someone else 10.) Everyone should Marry.. after all... Happiness is not only thing in Life.. Do Comment, Share if you h
Here is a funny joke where we have compared wife with watch and found many hilarious facts so just enjoy.. There is a great relation between a watch & a wife... Wanna know how: Here you go: 1. A watch does 24 hours: tik tik tik... And a wife does 24 hours kit kit kit.. 2. Watch's sticks come to same point after having round so wife does. She comes to same point after you make her understand and force you to go with her understanding. 3. If watch goes faulty, it goes to mechanic shop but watch goes wrong, it goes to mom's home.. 4. You need cells to charge watch and you need to salary to charge the wife. 5. When its 12 in the watch, all sticks are one but when it 12 hour with wife, she looks like 3.. 6. There is fix time when watch gives alarm but there is no fix time of wife's alarm. 7. When watch has a problem, it stops but when wife has a problem, she starts.. 8. The bid difference is whenever you want you can change the watch but you can't change the wife.